Boat names.

[Bill]

Here is something a little diferent for a change. What is the name of your boat and why did you name it that?

[Bill]

Here is something a little diferent for a change. What is the name of your boat and why did you name it that?

[Z06]

This does not relate to me in particular, since I don't call my 14' boat anything. We actually call our boat Big Red, That Venus Black Beauty, and another 'Glass Boat Titanic. If I had a Pulsare, I probably would have a hard time coming up with a name. Whats your boat going to be called Bill? I bet you are getting anxious. http://www.checkmate-boats.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

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[Bill]

The name kind of has a sappy story, but when I almost lost Stephanie in Jan/Feb and when I was on one of my many commutes back and forth to the hospital, I was losing my radio station, so I hit the scan button and the first staiton that it came to was country staion. Shameless by Garth Brooks had just started playing. I happened to listen to the words and I thought "Shameless" had to be the name. If or when you ever listen to the words and understand what I was going through, than the true meaning of it will be clear. If you understand, you will see it was named for my wife! http://www.checkmate-boats.com/6/ws/,s,8626072361/Graemlins/thumb.gif

[gslinger]

My boats name is gslinger, because I'm a garbage man(sanitation engineer). So I sling G for a living. Our second choice was Garbage Picked

[xsvspeed]

I do not have a name on my Pulsare but I have a boat name to share. My father calls his 35' Cruisers Inc "AMNESIA II" because when he is on it he forgets about everything else.

I feel the need for speed!

[Eriktheviking]

I've got a couple for ya. My Scarab had "HAMMERED" painted on the sides.The Senator I had last year was known as "BLACK THUNDER".The Enforcer I have now will be known as "THE ENFORCER". http://www.checkmate-boats.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[MikeW]

Bill, Nice story...I like that.

Liberstor was know as PreditorII. I used to hunt down Outboards and eat them for lunch. With the hole shot that would break your kneck and the 104mph top end that was easy. The hole shot was ungoddly. So even if they had more on me on the top end, they needed a hole nother lake to catch me.

The Convincor is called My Island, Time to slow down and enjoy......

MikeW

[Z06]

Very nice Bill. Sad http://www.checkmate-boats.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif to hear about Steph though. Get that put on the boat now.

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[175checkmate]

The trimate does not have a name yet. It has been called plenty, none that I will repeat here.

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1975 Checkmate Tri-mate 2, 2.4 200+

[Z06]

LOL. Why don't you share some... http://www.checkmate-boats.com/6/ws/,s,8626072361/Graemlins/thumb.gif

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[Shaun]

mine says Funk N Groovin

[MX-13]

I've gotta think of one for my mx, any suggestions? http://www.checkmate-boats.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[MX-13]

BTW its white http://www.checkmate-boats.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Z06]

I have an idea but I don't think I can say it aloud...

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[MX-13]

Bah just say it. You know how much trouble you can get in when you keep secrets http://www.checkmate-boats.com/6/ws/,s,8626072361/Graemlins/sssh.gif

[Z06]

Damn, you got me there...
Sex MX
Just my idea...
Don't listen to me....

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[MX-13]

Lmao somehow i don't think that will work. I know what you are going through, i am 15 going on 16. Had my own boat for 5 years. http://www.checkmate-boats.com/6/ws/,s,8626072361/Graemlins/thumb.gifKeep at it!

[Z06]

You got it when you where around 10? SWEET. I am looking for one right now. Any 12-13' would do me good! Help is appreciated.
I liked that name though... http://www.checkmate-boats.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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[MX-13]

Nope i havent had the mx since i was 10. I had a jet star junior, then a 10.5' tunnel, now my mx-13. Like the mx the most http://www.checkmate-boats.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

[Z06]

Lucky... http://www.checkmate-boats.com/6/ws/,s,8626072361/Graemlins/jpshakehead.gif
Where abouts are you again?
If you ever sell it, give me a shout...
I'm still looking http://www.checkmate-boats.com/6/ws/,s,8626072361/Graemlins/lol.gif

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[MX-13]

Im near toronto. ill give you a shouit if i ever sell it, but seriously doubt it http://www.checkmate-boats.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

[Z06]

Good. Not far, I like that. Still, I'll probably be looking.

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[Will]

Whatever happened to this thread? I wanna hear some boat names! http://www.checkmate-boats.com/6/ws/,s,8626072361/Graemlins/lol.gif

[MERC-MATE]

Why Mommy Works

[Will]

http://www.checkmate-boats.com/6/ws/,s,8626072361/Graemlins/xxrotflmao.gif That's a good one! Come on............give us some more.

[MERC-MATE]

Hey Will, have you ever boated on Lake Okatibee? We used to live in Meridian, Mississippi, had a '77 Vmate II, and an '85 Diplomat. Another good boat name is my fifteen year old son's idea "My Prozac."



2000 Pulsare w/ 2001 225 Mercury 3.0 Liter

[175checkmate]

Well after pulling the mate all the way to NE. We had a lot of time to come up with a name for the old gal. I had been tossing this around for a long time. After all the work I have done to it, and all the work I have left to go. We came up with "checked out" Because I have to be to continue this project. Also when ya stand on the gas the name say's it all. Oh the fun.

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1975 Checkmate Tri-mate 2, 2.4 200+

[Will]

I have never been on that lake, Merc-mate. I usually boat on Arkabutla Dam, Sardis Dam, Enid Dam, Tunica Lake, or the Mighty Mississippi! Tunica Lake is my favorite because from there I can either stay on the lake or take a small channel to the Mississippi. http://www.checkmate-boats.com/6/ws/,s,8626072361/Graemlins/thumb.gif

[85diplomat]

I named mine "Cheap Thrills" cuz it was originally cheap to buy.... but we won't keep track after that. I was thinking of "Immunity" because it's a Diplomat but I didn't think anyone else would get it.

17' checkmate "Cheap Thrills"

[Boatpoor]

I named my starflight Checkin-Out. NOT to be confussed with chicken-out... Before that it was "hot and wet".

[Bill]

Back in the early 90's, I had seen a CHeckmate with the name "Bounced Check" I thought hat was pretty good! http://www.checkmate-boats.com/6/ws/,s,8626072361/Graemlins/thumb.gif

2003 ZT 240 6.2litre/Bravo 320 H.P. 25P Mirage Plus

[Kip Combs]

I've been wanting to put this name on a boat for years and never got around to it( YUT SOME ) on both sides and( DIDN'T THINK SO )on the transom! It would definatly have to be a fast boat!!!

[Bill]

Kip,

Please excuse my stupidity here, but what is YUT SOME? It is probably so obvious tht I am looking to much into it... http://www.checkmate-boats.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

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[Will]

Kip! Kip! That is so %$^^#@# FUNNY!!! http://www.checkmate-boats.com/6/ws/,s,8626072361/Graemlins/lol.gif

Bill I think he is trying to say(I am a redneck.....so I UNDERSTAND!) :

"Yawnt sum?" (DO YOU WANT SOME?) on the sides
"Didn't think so" on the transom

Kip.That would have to be a very fast boat......or you could just run it where only slow boats run! That is the best one yet! http://www.checkmate-boats.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I would ask you if I could use that on my boat.....but I would probably have to put "Yawnt some?" on the transom and "thought so!" on the front!

[This message was edited by Will on June 13, 2003 at 04:16 AM.]

[Will]

Bill, that doesn't mean you are stupid.... that just means that you are NOT a redneck..... or at least a redneck who doesn't know how to speak........well...redneck! http://www.checkmate-boats.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_redface.gif http://www.checkmate-boats.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.checkmate-boats.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

[Bill]

AHHHH... I got it!! http://www.checkmate-boats.com/6/ws/,s,8626072361/Graemlins/thumb.gif http://www.checkmate-boats.com/6/ws/,s,8626072361/Graemlins/thumb.gif http://www.checkmate-boats.com/6/ws/,s,8626072361/Graemlins/thumb.gif

I live in Iowa now, but grew up and lived in the big cities for almost 30 years. So now I am amongst the farmers...

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[Kip Combs]

Will.....yea i guess i depends on what part of redneck country your from as to how you spell yut...yawt....yunt! Don't think that's even in the redneck dictionary! http://www.checkmate-boats.com/6/ws/,s,8626072361/Graemlins/thumb.gifCould have several meaning too....yunt some of what.. eh!

[Hot H2O]

In an effort to promote understanding between the different parts of the world I am posting this

REDNECK DICTIONARY


Eyedeer (n) -a concept or thought

Usage:"I ain't got no eyedeer how to git to Warshington, Jew?"

Jew (n)-Question: Did you? Do You?

Usage: "Jew git any bare?"

unt (v) -to wish or want to

Usage:"Jew unta go Picksburg to watch a game?"

Jeet (Phrase) -To partake of food

Usage:"Jeet yet?"

Heidi (n) -Greeting

Usage:"Heidi"

Hire Yew (Complete Sentence) -Remainder of greeting.

Usage:"Heidi, hire yew?"

Bard (v) -Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."

Usage:"My brother bard my truck."

Jawjuh (n) -The state north of Florida. Capitol is Lanner.

Usage:"The limpicks was in Lanner Jawjuh , where that Rocker boy pitches ball.

Bammer (n) -The state west of Florida. Capitol is Berminhayum.

Usage:"A tornader jes went through Bammer an' left $20,000,000 in imporvements."

Kintuckee (n)-The state southwest of Wesferginyah. Capitol is Looieville.

Usage: "I got off the bus at Looieville on the way to Fort Knocks."

Ohi (n)-The state west of Wesferginyah. Capitol is Clumbus.

Usage: "If all the people from Wesferginyah came home, there wouldn't be no Ohi."

Pensyvanyuh (n)-The state north of Wesferginyah. Capitol is Picksburg.

Usage: "We went up to Picksburg and watched the Pirates play Lanner.

Wesferginyah (n)-Heart of Redneck Country, home of the "Mountaineers".

Usage: "I luv Wesferginyah"

West By God (phrase)-Abbreviation for: West Virginia, Most Beautiful Place Ever Created By God.

Usage: "I can't wait to git back to West By God." or "I'm from West By God."

'Mer'ca (n)-the whole United States

Usage: "Mer'ca the land of the free."

Munts (n) -Part of a calendar.

Usage:"My cuzin from Ohi bard my pickup truck, and I ain't herd from in him in munts."

Thank (v) -Ability to cognitively process.

Usage:"Ah thank ah'll have a bare."

Bare (n) -An alcoholic beverage made of barley, hops and yeast.

Usage:"Ah thank ah'll have a bare."

Ignert (adjective) -Not smart. See "Arkansas native."

Usage:"Them Kentuckee boys sure are ignert, but the girls is purty."

Ranch (n) -A tool used for tight'nin' bolts.

Usage:"I thank I left my ranch in the back of my pickup truck my cuzin from Ohi bard a few munts ago."

Awll (n) -A petroleum-based lubricant.

Usage:"I sure hope my cuzin from Ohi puts awll in my pickup truck."

Far (n) -A conflagration.

Usage:"If my cuzin from Ohi don't change the awll in my pickup truck, that thing's gonna catch far."

Tar (n) -A rubber wheel.

Usage:"Gee, I hope that cuzin of mine from Ohi don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."

Tire (n) -What WHAW broadcasts from.

Usage:"Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."

Retard (v) -To stop working.

Usage:"My grandpaw retard at 65."

Fat (n, v) -1. A battle or combat. 2. To engage in battle or combat.

Usage:"You youguns keep fat'n, n' ah'm gonna whup y'uh."

Rats (n) -Entitled power or privilege.

Usage:"We Rednecks are willin' to fat for are rats."

Farn (adjective) -Not local.

Usage:"I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sad .... mus' be from some farn country."

Did (adjective) -Not alive.

Usage:"He's did, Jim."

Ear (n) -A colorless, odorless gas: Oxygen.

Usage:"He cain't breathe ... give 'im some ear!"

Bob war (n) -A sharp, twisted cable.

Usage:"Boy, stay away from that bob war fence."

Jew here (n and verb contraction)

Usage:"Jew here that my brother from Jawjah got a job with that bob war fence cump'ny?"

Haze (contraction)

Usage:"Is Bubba smart?" "Nah....haze ignert. He ain't thanked but a minnit 'n 'is laf."

Seed ( v) -past tense of "to see".

Usage:"I ain't never seed New Yawk."

View (contraction, v, pronoun)

Usage:"I ain't never seed New Yawk .... view?"

Gummit (n) -A bureaucratic institution.

Usage:"Them gummit boys shore are ignert."

[disturbed]

Before i decided on DISTURBED for my black 242 convincor, i was going to name it


ALAMONY REBATE

"I LOVE THE ARMY"Where else can you travel to beautiful places, meet foreign exotic people an KILL EM !!

[Hot H2O]

A friend's father had a rather large sailboat named "BULL MARKET"..he said he made the money to buy the boat in the stockmarket......
the dingy (the little boat they pulled behind the sailboat) was named "BEAR MARKET"

[89 Maxxum]

My newly purchased 89 Maxxum 229 will soon be named

"In Decent Seas"

[bdusted440]

http://www.checkmate-boats.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif I just named mine lil bit of sanity although
my wife disagrees.( I drive too fast for here liking now that everything is done. http://www.checkmate-boats.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.checkmate-boats.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://www.checkmate-boats.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif)

[senator-holland]

why not (if it's black) black money??? http://www.checkmate-boats.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

[TaySikes]

I don't have a name on the side of mine, but it is called "Crown me King". It got the name after my dad said I would not have a boat faster than HIS hydra-sport. Ironically, I got mine running the same day his new promo boat came in, And I SMOKED HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HEE HEEE HEEE. I still laugh when I think about that.

1989 17' Checkmate 300 Johnson
1973 16' Avenger 150 Johnson

[Will]

I wanna see some more names! We have over 300 members! I wanna see at least 200 names.

[BUKKAKIBLASTER]

Seen a good one this weekend "Docked Wages "

[mike a]

Once you've picked out the boat of your dreams, you have an even more difficult choice to make. Now you must name her, which is not an easy task. You have several considerations, including classic superstitions, and whether your friends and family will be embarrassed or offended by the name you choose.
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One boat naming superstition revolves around whether or not it is okay to rename a previously-owned boat. Some say it is bad luck if you remove an old name on a vessel.
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Many people choose a boat name based on that of their spouse or children; this is nice, but you can run into problems if more kids are on the way. And, it's not very original. Think about how you paid for the boat when trying to come up with a name. You can always name your boat after your profession or industry; or if you are paying for your boat with money made in the stock market or gambling proceeds, perhaps you should incorporate that message into your boat's name. Of course, if you own your own company, it is a smart marketing move to name your boat after the company, and instill your brand at every port
Hi, everyone I don't have a name on my boat yet. But thinking about--
CHECK OUT MY MATE
CHECK THIS OUT
KING ME
SEA YA!
C'YA
SLIPPERY WHEN WET
OBSESSION
SEAS THE DAY
WET DREAMS
SEA MAN
HOW ABOUT THIS ACROSS THE BACK
CHECKMATE-BOATS.COM
I SEEN A BOAT IN HOT BOAT MAG. THE SIDES SAID "YOU'LL LOSE", AND THE BACK SAID "YOU LOST"

1986 Ambassador 350, 260hp.

[mike a]

Once you've picked out the boat of your dreams, you have an even more difficult choice to make. Now you must name her, which is not an easy task. You have several considerations, including classic superstitions, and whether your friends and family will be embarrassed or offended by the name you choose.
Â*
One boat naming superstition revolves around whether or not it is okay to rename a previously-owned boat. Some say it is bad luck if you remove an old name on a vessel.
Â*
Many people choose a boat name based on that of their spouse or children; this is nice, but you can run into problems if more kids are on the way. And, it's not very original. Think about how you paid for the boat when trying to come up with a name. You can always name your boat after your profession or industry; or if you are paying for your boat with money made in the stock market or gambling proceeds, perhaps you should incorporate that message into your boat's name. Of course, if you own your own company, it is a smart marketing move to name your boat after the company, and instill your brand at every port
Hi, everyone I don't have a name on my boat yet. But thinking about--
CHECK OUT MY MATE
CHECK THIS OUT
KING ME
SEA YA!
C'YA
SLIPPERY WHEN WET
OBSESSION
SEAS THE DAY
WET DREAMS
SEA MAN
HOW ABOUT THIS ACROSS THE BACK
CHECKMATE-BOATS.COM
I SEEN A BOAT IN HOT BOAT MAG. THE SIDES SAID "YOU'LL LOSE", AND THE BACK SAID "YOU LOST"



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1986 Ambassador 350, 260hp.

[mike a]

Sorry for the double post I don't know what happen? I tried to delete one but it would not let me?

1986 Ambassador 350, 260hp.

[Hot H2O]

how about

Hot Check

Bounced Check

Bad Check