captainmorgan

around my part of the east coast, speed boats are targets by the dept of homeland security. ask anyone from delaware, new jersey & pennsylvania about the chincoteague coast guard. but if you got a speedboat, dont sit still, get away from them as fast as you can. ive heard alot of stories of boaters not coming back here for vacation next year. i live here & they aint got worry about me on seaside again. its how they train the youngsters here. they take advantage of people & put them through hell. they make up excuses for boarding you. i wish i had listened to the chinco boys back when they said " why did you stop". never again...

the captain hasnt kept up with his bad reputation nor have i earned to be an enforcer. but dont ever think that throughout all the drama & turmoil, that the captain will ever forget about the one thing in life that means all to him. & its my bad ass boat that has earned & been known as the smilemaker. im going try & post pics of all them real soon. wait till you see what us fools have.

man, it only takes the conditions to breed the amunition. and its not a 2.4 on my check. its a 2.5 handgrenade stuffed into a 75-4 stroke cover. the more i do to make my enchanter strong, the less im going to need to put a 3 litre on it. 3 litre grenade is ready, but my boat is still performing & getting better. the weather has cooled down now and ive got some time. i cant wait to tell my secrets. the more i sit in the back, faster she goes. darn weld broke and lost a blade off my 24 chopper last wknd at 6k. sent my bent up 4 blade cleaver to murphys and hope it can be fixed after hitting an engine block in a sunken boat. best speed and control out of 7 props. my check runs a solid 1mph per cover horsepower per rpm, depending on the conditions & it will turn 7500 rpm. if theres 5 head in the back, lord knows cant hold gps, but aint got to hold the wheel & drink dont spill ive tried 7 props. got numbers on the cleaver but its still secret. ive never rode in a boat that chines

Brother- HOW do you make an Enchanter do the things you make it do!!! LOL! I just bought an '85 and a 2.4 black max and can only pray to climb up where your at! You are my hero! I hope you don't mind me adding you as a friend? Maybe you can pass on some of your Enchanter knowledge to a brother Enchanter owner, on set up tips? Talk to ya later, Dave

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN I HAVE BEEN WAITING

yea, lord knows who got the old number, and they probably aint happy with some of the calls their getting hahaha. i go through cell phones like crazy and since i got the brass clip sewed on the holder ive cut it back some as i dont fall overboard as often anymore. last one fell in my mixed drink. whenever i walk in bullfeathers the salesgirls say uh oh, get him another phone, but here lately, ive just stopped in to say hello, being the liquior store was next door. ill give you my new number some day, if you promise to take a boat flight with the captain. aint nothin changed except im not boating as much anymore. got both sm's ready to go, but things aint the same no more. my need to fly has just slowed down due to lots of circumstances, 1 being theres no fools fast enough to catch me, and ive got twin grand babies who occupy my time.

Hey man I called the old cell number you had, and somebody else picked up. I said I was Big Red and he did not know what I was talking about. He said I must be looking for you.

you better bring your balls buddy and i aint talkin about beach hahahaha ive just upgraded the tunnel with another handgrenade, so now its not halfassed. my friends tell me they are tired of feeling sick when they come in. its not sea sick, because they only rode for 3 minutes. its adrenalin, and with the added grenade, were going to be turning both from 6k to 7k+. i want you to come hold the gps and tell me how fast were going, and if you can see it, maybe we wont feel sick. you better bring a prosthetic arm, because the others will be holding the "oh sh** bars" and you will have joined the damned fools club of friends who wont ride in my smilemakers, but still get in at the last moment. i rode that roller coaster in o.c.md other week and it werent crap. 1.5 chop, 15mph wind, and side too them in the trough, makes us sick in 5 minutes. ive got the bottle of medication at the dock, if you can twist the smile off your cheeks to get it on the bottle. hahaha. its summer year round here. wait till you see whats coming next.

The Obama thread got shut down maybe I can catch a flight down on the hi tide and we can take the smilemaker out. I will bring some fried chicken and watermelon and you supply the beers. Hopefully it won't be a small craft advisory because I hate to choke on a chicken bone.

merkman made me a fool but i love him lets fly

when you get off our boats, youll either cry, or your cheek mustles will hurt for days
smilemakers makemsmile

4 pistons equals permanent cheek damage so far this summer. im getting the corner of my mouth peirced to my ear in preparation for the thin air flights on the bay coming up this never ending fool season. i can prove it this year. only 1 friend will get on my pontoon boat and thats me. im learning and feeling what ive felt before i was born, and it aint all about speed, its smile. try me?

Dude your alive I thought you might have been fish bait. I don't think I want to ride in your sinking time bomb. If you can make your ownself piss your pants I don't want to be wiping ***** out of my pants. Check my video out

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l1nVtOBCPmA

ive got the funnest slow boat in the world because it makes the corners of our mouths touch our ears, feels like were going a 100mph while drifting, and my friends experience cheek hangovers. cant imagine flying an air plane. i want some water under me...