Jimway
Well-known member
The boy racers from down the lane have been decellerating down the street in front of my place which usually ends up with a loud and resonating backfire from the offending vehicle. This backfire suddinly reminded me of a time long ago. Back in the days of my youth, or yute, as the east coast guys might say, There wasn't a lot of myriad opportunity to collect dollars. One was pretty much limited to lawn mowing and paper delivery. I was lucky to moonlight at my Grand Fathers garage, performing tuneups, tire changes, brakes, clutches, the odd electrical repair, you know, pretty routine stuff for a ten year old. I must admit here that I was somewhat lazy, having only three jobs (remember the Jamaicans on 'In Living Color' when the lady holds up her five year old and Damon Wayons asks her 'How many job does he have?) The Garage thing was going well if we don't count the can of beer (Colt 45) me and grandpa were downing in front of the other mechanics when my Mother pulled up to take me home. The mowing routine was also going well. My only problem was the paper route thing. I was running three routes. Every thing was great until Satan moved in. Run in after run in with him had instilled a deep fear and incredible sense of foreboding when I had to go down his street. Repeated attempts to procure some help against Satan were utterly unsuccessful. I was left solitary and alone, on my own. After the very first chance meeting with Satan, the hair around my ears turned white. After a year or so of battling the power of darkness, you might begin to imagine that things were pretty bleak indeed. Perhaps some of you have delivered papers in the past. Oh the feel and smell of newsprint. Oh the incredible weight of the Sunday edition and all of it's sales inserts.