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Recent content by captainmorgan

  1. captainmorgan

    heck with being president

    mother nature done me wrong if i had known the wind would have picked up like that, then i would have took my tunnel boat, & scared the living sh** out myself, & let my passengers experience weightlessness. thats my luck. because i can catch fish without a fishing rod. i was at a stopsign...
  2. captainmorgan

    heck with being president

    my heads good finally, starting again all it too was a miserable attempt to go fishing. it was beautiful when we left the dock in my mate at 3pm. by 4pm, the tide changed & wind came northeast & there we were, close to the ocean at wacheapregue inlet, passengers in shorts, & we got beat to...
  3. captainmorgan

    were back

    some things are priceless i wouldnt trade my smilemaker1 or 2 for that winning lottery ticket. ide rather die in my boats than go home:thumb:
  4. captainmorgan

    were back

    fishing boat little did you know that this enchanter is a gill net boat, crab pot boat, lobster boat, or a work boat. but i work for every watermen in my area. im sick of eating seafood until after i get sick. but its fun:yell:
  5. captainmorgan

    were back

    ive stockpiled motors for the 4th of july they are all 2.4 liters. unless i blow up 5 i wont get my 3 litre, unless i forget to put oil in them;)
  6. captainmorgan

    were back

    after 18 months without my pontoon boat i thought ide try it out. the condititions were perfect so i wouldnt have to race anybody cause im scared to death to get beat. but 5 out of 8krpm was enuf for me, and a little too much for my friend who said hed never sit in the back again. his legs...
  7. captainmorgan

    heck with being president

    whoops, another blackout open mouth, insert foot, tape fingers. oh well. all i know is that i hope they somehow know how much revenue & respect they have lost from the locals. ive never had a problem in 40 years with any marine police who has seen me out there. but those federal boys cost alot...
  8. captainmorgan

    heck with being president

    ile make last years donation if you tell me how do it:drool:
  9. captainmorgan

    heck with being president

    pay pal we go paying a pal aroun here we mite be buying dope, but if we can convert it to boat gas, some mother ****ers going crawl from my boat to the van cause he cant walk, & im hoping its lighted by helicopter.. new name change- smilemaker/ makersmile:thumb:
  10. captainmorgan

    heck with being president

    family i appreciate the continued notifications. im sorry to the vets. im sorry to all these mothr ****ers who ive slaved my life away for. but i truely appreciate checkmate boats because i can afford to donate to this one cause, thats the only reason im alive. my boats are so slow, youll bite...
  11. captainmorgan

    heck with being president

    still got respect im still the same fool whos been flying my boat for work. they might thought a 3 litre 300 was for pleasure, if dave didnt pack it under a 75- 4 stroke cover. obama is my tax man. he gets a free ride to watts island. this years taxes wont pay for the loss this mf has cost me...
  12. captainmorgan

    heck with being president

    drunk at .01 next time its scnockerd at 80. i aint sitting still and having to spend 3000 on lawyer fees. ile be overdosing on adrenalin:banana: i cant believe that i was sitting still in the inlet, yet the boat full of teenage homeland security pulled up & called me mr intoxicated. i could...
  13. captainmorgan

    heck with being president

    above the law i need never launch my checkmate oor my tunnel boat anywhere on or near seaside of chincoteague virginia. im going try pursuade as many people as i can to avoid it also. im not a local, i cant outrun them and get away with it, like the locals can. neither can or will i lie my way...
  14. captainmorgan

    heck with being president

    chincoteague inlet i was wave jumping my checkmate in the inlet. i was tore slam up with no alcohol in my system. but after 2 years & a couple thousand dollars of my boat gas, case dismissed. all over 500$ for a fine. i could have paid it. but wouldnt you think somethings wrong with that...
  15. captainmorgan

    heck with being president

    moms taking my blood pressure once a week & said its normal. but that was before i went out on my tunnel boat for 3 minutes & my motor man said from shore , are they running right?. all i could say while my passenger was trying to get his legs out from between the barnicals & boat trailer...
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