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captainmorgan

captainmorgan

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1st of all. i wont judge my homeland security. ile let the tourist tell you. 2nd of all, i wont ever subject myself, to being subjected to what i endured as the most humiliating boarding of a local ever. only reason: i stopped, even though i was sitting still dead in the water. the captain has endured 2 years of litigation with the department of homeland security over a boating under the influence charge, over on the beautiful tourist island of wild ponies, called chincoteague. locals ask why didnt i out run them? boys tell me im a stupid dumbass for not going home, 2 minutes from the inlet. intead stupid me sits there & lets them drag me to hell on earth. i was slammed drunk at .019. virginia law never starts until .05.
this is mostly the reason, my fellow friends of the boat flying world. its part of the reason the tourist tell me they wont come back. its the reason i wont ever spend a cent or launch my boats over there again.its the definition of why i wont ever stop for law enforcement, ever again. unless i run out of gas...:thumb:
 
keep me a member

where do i send my dues? you can best believe that im excited, for having my tunnelboat ready, to take my speeech, leave my knees shaking, & not have to bury a friend. we aint done it yet. put the flack jacket onn just incase a piston decides to explode out the side of my motors. odds r 2 to 1 hahaha. hope they are chasing me when both gear cases explode & send schrapnel so fast it breaks the tip off ther fishing rod. im going mcdonalds get me a fish sandwich. go guard shore & take a bath. go bayside & be free
 
aint but 1 captain

thats the 1 in the cheap boat that there trying to sell for 25 thousand dollars. my smilemaker 2 is priceless too. get off it. i cant wait to tell somebody i couldnt see the blue lights flashing, because i was looking where i was going. sorry they missed out...
 
crooked guard

im doing more to watch the inlet than homeland security ever has. they tear me a new asshole. changes all respect from me. done done it with the locals. im last to know. heres to ther diarespect:cheers:
 
Cap'n is BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumb:

Sorry to hear of your run in with the law Cap'n. Put a rear view mirror in that tunnel boat of yours and keep 'em in it! LOL

Oh man I needed this. Thanks Captain.:cheers:

HD
 
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