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heck with being president

captainmorgan

captainmorgan

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moms taking my blood pressure once a week & said its normal. but that was before i went out on my tunnel boat for 3 minutes & my motor man said from shore , are they running right?. all i could say while my passenger was trying to get his legs out from between the barnicals & boat trailer, before he crawled to my van, was, i couldnt walk. somebody dosed my beer with adrenalin & i nearly overdosed. i just beat a boating under the influence charge from the coast guard after 2 years because i was so torn slam up with the tremendous blood alcohol content of .01, and a stagger from hell. nope. they believed my old lady that i passed the feild sobreity test. anyway, case dismissed. im scared to park my checkmate in the yard, or launch seaside, until i get a 50 gallon drum of gas. yet that wont matter. i wont ever get stopped by a boat again. strictly helicopter. aint noboppdys going have ask me why i stopped again. ile piss my pants:brickwall:
 
chincoteague inlet

i was wave jumping my checkmate in the inlet. i was tore slam up with no alcohol in my system. but after 2 years & a couple thousand dollars of my boat gas, case dismissed. all over 500$ for a fine. i could have paid it. but wouldnt you think somethings wrong with that picture, that a 21 foot checkmate with a 75 on it could wave jump, somebody lost their mind. then the humiliation of every speed boating friend over there, to ask me why i stopped. i was dead in the water. ile never stop again & they better have pleanty gas in the helicopter:lol:
 
above the law

i need never launch my checkmate oor my tunnel boat anywhere on or near seaside of chincoteague virginia. im going try pursuade as many people as i can to avoid it also. im not a local, i cant outrun them and get away with it, like the locals can. neither can or will i lie my way out of being a safe boater. but 2.5 years & the cost of lawyer fees to fight a 500$ fine for boating under the influence, cost their city & jurisdiction far more than that in lost revenue.. protect & serve. homeland security. what you think that cost you people in tax dollars? :mad:
 
drunk at .01

next time its scnockerd at 80. i aint sitting still and having to spend 3000 on lawyer fees. ile be overdosing on adrenalin:banana: i cant believe that i was sitting still in the inlet, yet the boat full of teenage homeland security pulled up & called me mr intoxicated. i could have blown an 01 if ide ate this bananna. but if i learned 1 lesson throughout all this money & agony, its dont ever sit in an inlet & watch the sunset, especially if you have a classic boat, with 250hp under a 75 4 stroke cover, & your going look stupid for nothing. locals had them on the bridge with assault weapons aimed at the creek. i want see hellfire missiles launched from helicopters. whats that going cost you tax payers because i didnt see the helicopter, because i was looking where i was going, at about 80. they better have a destroyer battleship firing at me before ile show respect for a bunch of teenagers with shiny black boots. ive saved for it...:offtopic:
 
still got respect

im still the same fool whos been flying my boat for work. they might thought a 3 litre 300 was for pleasure, if dave didnt pack it under a 75- 4 stroke cover. obama is my tax man. he gets a free ride to watts island. this years taxes wont pay for the loss this mf has cost me. small business tax break gave me a dollar on my check, i never get.i work for nothing, just for my family, but if i cant get me 1 knee shaking boat ride in what life ive got left, then i guess im screwed. sorry me. but just 1 smile would do.:drool:
 
family

i appreciate the continued notifications. im sorry to the vets. im sorry to all these mothr ****ers who ive slaved my life away for. but i truely appreciate checkmate boats because i can afford to donate to this one cause, thats the only reason im alive. my boats are so slow, youll bite your ear off while its stuck in the corner of your mouth, & miss the piston that blows through the beer can:cheers:
 
pay pal

we go paying a pal aroun here we mite be buying dope, but if we can convert it to boat gas, some mother ****ers going crawl from my boat to the van cause he cant walk, & im hoping its lighted by helicopter.. new name change- smilemaker/ makersmile:thumb:
 
HEY CAPTAIN

I got a question:poke:Hows your head feeling this morning after that late night of drunk typing?confused0085.gif
 
RNGRDVE said:
I got a question:poke:Hows your head feeling this morning after that late night of drunk typing?confused0085.gif
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Ohhh!! How could you do that! That's so cold! You're gonna hurt the Captains feelings. .
Dave, you're a very bad man!!
I was only kidding when I dared you.
You should be ashamed of yourself.:poke:
 
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